So my comrade Yost and I were bored one night. Well more like he was bored, for I was preparing for a night's rest when he called around 1 a.m. when he called my mobile device asking if I would join him in going to Pittsburgh to visit an extremely nice Sheetz that I saw in passing when I was with my other friend Gabbard. So it was decided we would go. These are the evidence.....

I originally took this picture to document the time of left and time we returned to our homesteads. As you will see, I was so tired by the end I forgot.

Yost's secret pleasure, windshield washer fluid.

A penguin suffocating itself.

I don't know why this picture was taken, but to have that creepy smiling face staring at you as you watch your entire paycheck go into your car's gas tank is both creepy and angering.

This is the sleaziest look Yost has ever done.

And here we are. The nicest Sheetz in the world.

That also includes the most awkward looking gas pumps, but you can order all your food from them as you're filling your tank. If that doesn't say American, I don't know what does.

This picture is to contrast with the usual Sheetz you will find in Ohio which looks more like something built from the fine folks at Playskool.

Yes, more like this.

The screen is different looking that the other as well with the categories to the side as opposed going back 7 pages just to change your cheeseburger's bun.

A huge M&M's display. Sweet sassy.

More pop, juice and bottled tap water than you could shake a baby at.

Flat panel screens. Why? Because they can.

And of course, Gabbard.

Also notice the sitdown area. Although the temperature could be likened to that of Anchorage, Alaska. It was nicer than the usual Perkins, plus no scene kids.

I'm trying to think of a comment for this face Yost is giving, but I can't.

Krispy Kremes. Gabbard loves 'em.

Sadly, one day this picture will be looked back upon as "Holy shingles, gas was only $2.79!?" Naturally the 'shingles' part will be replaced with any numerous choice word.

And that's that, a fine looking Sheetz that looks like it was meant more for New York than PA or Ohio. A journey well worth taking.