Songs That Blow: The Finale (For now)

Now I have to give props to Justin Timberlake:

A) He's still working with Timbaland, a smart choice.

B) He's made a song that sounds absolutely nothing like his other material.

But just because you sound different doesn't mean your song doesn't blow.

Much like "I Love My Chick," Timberlake feels that a chorus must be one phrase repeated 10,000 times.

You don't even have to listen to it, I'll sum it up:

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Get ya sexy out."

There ya go, 4 minutes saved.

Songs That Blow (Part IV)

Combining the worst parts of two already mentioned songs (will.i.am of Black Eyed Peas and Kelis), Busta Rhymes destroys all memories of the creative, crazy rapper that broke the mold 10 years prior.

Instead we've got another rapper talking about sex, clubs, sex in clubs and a chorus that's repeated 50+ times.

What's even worse, the song's actually called "I Love My Bitch." What a many splendored thing.

Songs That Blow (Part III)

Whatever happened to the huge orange-haired chick that made innovative left-of-center pop music. We may never know. But this definately is not it.

References the only two songs she's known (ODB's "Got Your Money aside) - "Caught Out There" and "Milkshake."

Sounding like a bastardized even-worse version of "Hollaback Girl," this song has by far one of the most annoying choruses in recent, even worse than Fergie.

And though she claims she "Baw-Say!" we're never quite sure why. How is she bossy because the drums are different? How is she bossy because she's tattooed on Nas' arm? I don't know, the song's too annoying to ponder those thoughts.

Songs that Blow (Part II)

If ripping off Madonna's "Holiday" wasn't enough for this bland 80's throwback, it's only accented by it's equally terrible video.

Combine Jessica Simpson with a slew of cameos including yet another reason to find Andy Dick unfunny, Christina Applegate and Christina Milian in what can only be concluded as some attempt to show that they're still around and, for some reason, Channel One and EW's Maria Menounos. Oh yea, and it's directed by Brett "X3" Ratner.

It's sure to get attention for its video and the oh-so-subtle oral sex joke. But besides that, even in a guilty pleasure pop song sense, the song's just not good. It's a throwback to all of the 80's songs you never want to hear again.

Songs that Blow (Part I)

Ignore the fact there's like 12 year old girls dancing around, the RIAA banned the video from being posted on YouTube because apparently they don't want complete trash being on the site.

Anyways, yes Fergie didn't annoy enough people with "My Humps" and now she's back to bring all that listen to music the closest they've probably ever been to suicide.

With so many lyrical gems in the song from the genius of rhyming "get on the flo'" with "get low," it almost makes me forget that Lil' Jon had a song with the similar verse 2 years ago.

I don't know, I truly hate this song and can say that Fergie killed the Black Eyed Peas.